Tag: jokes
group name: ashleighbennett1
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August 27, 2008 07:29 PM EDT --
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to . . . more
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August 27, 2008 05:12 PM EDT --
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
Upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down
And looked over the menu...
Raw . . . more
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August 27, 2008 06:01 PM EDT --
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
Effective August 2008
Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada . . . more
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August 27, 2008 07:01 PM EDT --
LIFE IN THE 1500'S-
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. . . . more
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April 19, 2008 02:01 PM EDT --
ALL PUNS INTENDED
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender . . . more
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August 24, 2008 11:29 AM EDT --
Subject: RE: Never Leave your Nuts Alone
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a
baseball Game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to . . . more
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August 27, 2008 07:25 AM EDT --
STRESS
A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience,
raised a glass of water and asked
"How heavy is this glass of water?" . . . more
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August 23, 2008 12:13 PM EDT --
Female Comebacks!
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is . . . more
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July 20, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter . . . more
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July 21, 2008 09:43 PM EDT --
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. . . . more
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July 22, 2008 09:58 AM EDT --
Your Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. . . . more
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August 21, 2008 02:39 AM EDT --
FUNERAL PROCESSION
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long . . . more
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August 22, 2008 04:18 PM EDT --
Couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life. After a long life . . . more
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June 08, 2008 12:06 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
Female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
True female joke. I offer it to you . . . more
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July 19, 2008 10:12 PM EDT --
A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, . . . more
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August 20, 2008 12:52 PM EDT --
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that, in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: . . . more
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March 24, 2008 11:35 PM EDT --
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon
a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other . . . more
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March 17, 2008 11:35 PM EDT --
Having a Colonoscopy is no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while . . . more
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March 31, 2008 01:01 AM EDT --
The VW and the Mercedes
This man in a Volkswagen Beetle pulls up next
to a guy in a Large Mercedes at a stop sign.
Their windows are open and he yells at the guy
in the Mercedes: . . . more
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February 25, 2008 03:12 PM EST --
Subject: Calmness In Our Lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice I heard on . . . more
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